English Class (JOKE)

Di sebuah kelas bahasa inggris, ibu guru bertanya demikian:
Bu Guru : Good Morning Class, I want you to make a sentence using words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. You first, Nila.
Nila (ranking 1-nya) : I like GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW.
Bu Guru : Not bad. Now …
Firda (agak bego) : I teacher … I can make it.
Bu Guru : No, not you. Dewi, your turn.
Dewi (pernah les inggris) : I wear my GREEN t-shirt, with YELLOW skirt ... and PINK shoes.
Bu Guru : Very good … Now …
Somat : I teacher, I .. please.
Bu Guru : No. Next, Steve.
Steve (pernah ke Sg’pore) : I saw a GREEN tommatoes on a YELLOW table with a PINK cover.
Bu Guru : Sounds better. Now …
Somat : I lah teacher … please dech …
Bu Guru : Ok, go on.
Somat : I heard the phone ringing “GREEN … GREEN … ” so i PINK up the phone and said “YELLOW”
Bu Guru : Go to HELL, Somat !!!

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